Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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