hotel room ftw
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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