...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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