i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
