Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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