Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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