He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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