I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You pole danced in your parka.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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