I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just forgot I was standing up.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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