dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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