If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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