no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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