they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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