My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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