"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
