She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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