She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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