therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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