At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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