I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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