as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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