Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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