found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I got inside last night via doggy door
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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