every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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