butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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