BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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