At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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