Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's shark week go big or go home
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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