Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She's the barista slut.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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