I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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