No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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