Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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