You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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