i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I havenโt taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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