Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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