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(812): View more from Indiana

When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.

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(941): View more from Florida

you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you are both the best and worst wingman ever.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.

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(330): View more from Ohio

98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk

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(914): View more from New York

He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.

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(813): View more from Florida

I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog

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(626): View more from California

I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

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