we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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