and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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