Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Your cock deserves a montage
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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