Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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