Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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