dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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