Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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