So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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