brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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