i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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