I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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