I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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