Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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