I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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