im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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