My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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