i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I died a long time ago.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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