Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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