do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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