What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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