I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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